The first thing any sane person could think after watching iZombie this week is that Robert Buckley as Major Lilywhite on teenage girl brain is a revelation. What joy! What grace! Writers gave him a sweet set up, and Buckley spiked perfectly.
Aside: Of course, the feminist voice in my head whispers the question, “why do we find men playing women funnier than the reverse of women playing men? Is it that we believe women are sillier by nature, and therefore ripe for the mocking?” To be fair, perhaps there’s more material to play with. Females are generally afforded a greater expressive license. We’re free to exercise wider range in vocal pitch, a speed of speech, and gesticulation. Not to mention, it’s usually women that start linguistic trends that are then adopted by men. So, having thought this through, I’ve determined that I may laugh free of guilt at the comedy gold of Major on teenage girl brain.
The episode follows a nonlinear narrative as we delve into Clive’s (Malcolm Goodwin) back story. We find that during the time he served on vice, Anna (Caitlin Stryker) and Wally (Mataeo Mingo) were his neighbors and a relationship begins with a chance encounter in the hallway between Clive and an endearingly cheeky Wally. It later includes the arrest of Anna’s abusive husband by Clive, making room for him and Anna to grow closer.
After another time jump through flashbacks, and nestled in a cozy family dinner, an intimate friendship has indeed emerged between Anna and Clive. It’s full of romantic potential, but the could-have-been never was. We already know the tragic end which Anna and Wally must meet.
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The first episode of iZOMBIE‘s season 3 – Heaven Just Got A little Bit Smoother resumes immediately after the closing scene of season 2. While Liv (Rose McIver), Major (Robert Buckley), and Clive (Malcolm Goodwin) discuss their cover story for the massacre at Max Rager, Vivian Stoll (Andrea Savage)(the Fillmore Graves military contractor and the zombie who’s purchased Supermax), tells them to take cover. Her soldiers then detonate the building. Neatly destroying the remaining evidence of the zombie outbreak. She smugly, and perhaps ominously tells Liv, Major, and Clive, “we think of everything.”
We discover more about Vivian throughout the episode. From the extortion endured by her husband and her promise to avenge the zombie-on-zombie crime to her plans for a schoolhouse on Zombie Island. We develop a respect for her intentions, but reservations for her methods. Stoll’s unwavering commitment to her family of zombies may be virtuous, but it may also make her a formidable enemy.
We also learn of the measures she’s taken to prepare for. As Vivian terms it, D-Day (aka Discovery Day). This is when humans en masse realize the existence of zombies). Keeping in step with the World War II reference are the posters hanging in the hallway. Reminiscent of Allied forces’ propaganda, catchy phrases caution zombies to conserve resources and act with care.
Stoll’s posters instruct, “Waste not want not,” and “Clip your nails, no epic fails.” Indeed, “Don’t be that guy, tan and dye” is the type of rhyming earworm we know all too well in “Loose lips sink ships.” Stoll is training soldiers for combat, but now we know she’s preparing the zombie civilian population too. But what did we expect? She thinks of everything.
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